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IKKE les denne posten!
Hei!
Tenke seg til…som et barn i trassalderen…klarte ikke holde deg unna.
Hvorfor leser du posten til tross for at jeg ba deg la være?
Ikke fortsett å les er du snill.
Min søster har en datter på 4 år. Når hun skulle legge seg og nattaklemmer skulle deles ut, fikk jeg ikke klem…”Kan jeg få en nattaklem?” “Nei. Natta.” Haha. Skjønner henne utrolig godt, hadde vært kjip på klemmer til meg selv jeg også. Men jeg ville jo ha en klem. Spesielt når jeg ikke fikk en…omvendt psykologi fungerer bra på meg. Så jeg sa til henne at hva hun enn gjorde så måtte hun ikke gi meg nattaklem, for da ble jeg skikkelig lei meg. “Freeeedrik….kom hit. Jeg skal hviske deg noe…” for så å hive seg over meg og gi meg den største klemmen en fireåring kan gi. “Ææææsj, vel ikke gi meg nattakyss på kinnet iallefall”. *smask*.
Jada, omvendt psykologi fungerer utrolig bra på små barn. Og store barn. Og jenter. Spesielt jenter.
Yes…jenter er SUCKERS for omvendt psykologi.
Posten handler om omvendt psykologi. På ingen måte noe nytt i miljøet, men det har sjeldent fokus på seg, det er skrevet lite om det, til tross for at det er en av de kraftigste våpnene man har på sjekkearenaen (IMHO).
Jeg skal dele en liten feltrapport med dere, som inspirerte meg til å skrive denne artikkelen. Jeg bruker omvendt psykology MYE i gamet mitt. Og flere ganger har det vært utslagsgivende på om feks jenta blir med meg hjem eller ikke pluss pluss.
Jeg sto med Alex May på utsiden leiligheten min lørdags natt, da jeg ser en nydelig høy jente på andre siden av gaten. Jeg går bort til henne og slår an en prat, ser at hun liker meg og hyper opp et glass vin hjemme hos meg. Hun er veldig usikker og sier hun bor rett i nærheten og vil hjem. Greit å nevne at Alex er en russer som ser ut som en muscleguy for den russiske mafian, det er ikke akkurat behjelpelig. Så jeg sier at det kun blir et glass vin, jeg kan ikke love mer enn det, jeg er for trøtt, sa jeg. Hun blir med.
Siden mitt rom hadde en snorkende ICON med kjæreste i seg, og det eneste rommet tilgjengelig var Walking Closet’en vår som Alex har en gjestesengen sin i, ble jenta igjen skeptisk og ville hjem…jeg sa jeg kunne ta med vinen opp til henne. jeg inviterte meg selv med andre ord hjem til henne. Igjen var hun skeptisk og før hun rakk å si nei sier jeg: Men ikke tro det blir noe på deg!
“Ok, da…”
Så vi dro hjem til henne. På veien dit klarte jeg å være så ukalibrert at jeg spurte henne om navnet hennes for fjerde gang siden jeg traff henne. Hu ble dritfornærmet og sa hun skulle hjem alene. Jeg kjørte samme greia som over en gang til. “Ok, daa…
” Igjen var omvendt psykologi redningen. Haha, vi var begge fulle og dumme den kvelden, men det viser litt av kraften bak omvendt psykologi. Det fungerer utrolig bra.Hvorfor fungerer det?
Vi setter alle større verdi på noe som er utilgjengelig for oss. På utfordringer. Tiltrekning fungerer slik. Vi vil ha det vi ikke kan få, vi synes det er spennende å gjøre noe vi ikke har lov til, og når noe trekker seg unna oss ønsker vi å komme nærmere det.
En annen grunn til at “ikke tro deg blir noe på deg-linja” fungerer så bra er fordi det er tillitsskapende. En jente har helt sikkert erfart å bli med en gutt hun liker med hjem for så å oppleve at gutten roter til det til på en eller annen måte. Han klarer ikke gjøre hun kåt, er klønete, needy og masete eller andre ting som er turn off. Du tar bort presset ved å si noe sånt. Hun kan si nei uten at hun trenger å få dårlig samvittighet. “Du sa jo vi ikke skulle ha sex”.På gutter fungerer utfordringer alla : “Du klarer aldri i verden å gjøre ditt og datt” fordi det appelerer til egoet vårt.
På jenter fungerer det litt på samme måte, men spesielt pene jenter er veldig vant til å få de guttene de har lyst på og når en gutt sier hun ikke får han, MÅ hun prøve. Du blir en premie.
Jeg har en pinlig greie jeg må dele. Eksen min hadde en homokompis. Han påsto at han ikke synes jeg var tiltrekkende…”HÆ?! Han juger” tenkte jeg. Det endte med at jeg klinte med han, for å bevise for meg selv at jeg kunne “få” han. Hahaha. Ikke si det til noen…jeg mener; si det til noen! Dessuten ser han veldig feminin ut. Og jeg var full. ÆÆÆ, faen jeg skulle holdt kjeft.
“Ikke le av meg…”
“Neida…hmfp!! AHAHHAHHA!”“Ikke kil meg, jeg er utrolig kilen…”
*Klarer…ikke….dy…meg…må…kile…*Som i en hvilken som helst tradisjonell Rockstar-post kommer det seff en haug av eksempler du kan teste ut.
Diskvalifisering er jo en form for omvendt psykologi, jeg plasserer nesten alltid damene i “vennefella” ved å si ting som:
- Du er den nye bestevenninna mi!
- Tror du er bra venninnemateriale.
- Ikke få noen ideer, husk vi er bare venner.
Når du amogger:
- Dere passer utrolig bra sammen.
- Du burde sjekke opp han, han er både kjekk OG snill.
Generelt:
- Du må holde deg unna sånne som meg.
- Jeg er ikke kjærestemateriale.
- Ikke flørt med meg, jeg prøver å holde meg unna jenter om dagen.
- Jeg har tapt et veddemål og lever i sølibat den neste måneden, så ikke tro det blir noe på deg.
- Vi skal IKKE ha sex.
- Jeg er lei av jenter.
- Ikke ta på meg, da blir jeg bare kåt, og jeg hater å være kåt på et sted som dette.
- Vi kan ikke gjøre dette.
- Du har kapret hjernen min…jeg må holde meg unna deg litt.
- Ikke se sånn på meg.
- Jeg er homo, jeg liker ikke jenter på den måten.
- Ikke kyss meg.
- Vi skal ikke kline i kveld.
- Ikke ta på meg, da skjer det ting.
- Ikke prøv å sjekk meg opp, det fungerer ikke.
- Jenter klarer ikke gjøre meg kåte om dagen.
- Ingen jenter klarer å suge meg til jeg kommer.
- Jeg er for vanskelig og kresen.
- Ikke tro det blir noe på deg.
- Vi skal kun henge, ikke noe mer.
- Vi kan ikke gjøre dette.
- Ikke kyss meg i halsen, da blir jeg hard.
- Vi passer ikke sammen.
- Du og jeg kommer aldri til å funke. Men vi kan være venner.
- Du er for sexy, jeg må holde meg unna deg.
- Ikke send meg nakenbilder…jeg er på jobb og jeg nekter å runke på do.
Dere skjønner tegningen. For all del, ikke kom med egne innspill og erfaringer.
Reverse psychology is defined as telling a person something that is the opposite of what you want him to do or believe. German psychologists Adorno and Horkheimer theorized that people respond in an opposite or reverse direction of what they are told, and this theory has been tested and proved since the idea’s debut in the late 1970s.Read more: How to Use Reverse Psychology | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4443252_use-…#ixzz104kBZRZL
MortenHake.com Summit 2010!
Heisann guttegræbbar!
Jeg husker for tre år siden, når jeg møtte Morten/ICON første gangen. Vi spilte tekken 3 på playstation hans og ingen av oss visste hva fremtiden ville bringe. Jeg knuste han selvfølgelig i Tekken, men det betyr ikke at Morten ikke er verdens råeste fyr av den grunn, han suger bare i Tekken. Haha, må innrømme jeg skriver dette litt for å irritere Morten. Men ok, nå tre år senere er Morten en av Norges fremste på selvutvikling. Han har fått til syke ting før, men dette topper heile driiiten. Seriøst. Hva den gutten har fått til på ren viljekraft er utrolig.
Han har på egen hånd samlet en haug av kjente sjekke og selvutviklings-guruer til å komme til lille Norge for å snakke til deg! Jeg var stolt av å ha fått Ross Jeffries hit, bare for å finne ut at Morten drar inn over ti store navn HIT! Haha, det er så sykt. Den mannen er et geni når det kommer til nettverksbygging og salg. Alle elsker Morten. Det er ikke vanskelig, så karismatisk som mannen er. Men nok om Morten. Damn. Vi konkurrerer alltid og jeg elsker det, så jeg kan ikke skryte mer av han uten å bli litt grønn i trynet, så nå holder det.
Uansett. Jeg forventer at alle som ønsker å bli flinkere til å sjekke damer og få kontroll på livet sitt eller bare er nysgjerrige møter opp på dette. Fuck hytteturen du planla, fuck sydenturen du planla, fuck daten med den lubne morsomme dama, møt opp på noe bedre.
- Ønsker du mer ut av livet ditt?
- Ønsker du å kommunisere bedre med andre mennesker?
- Ønsker du å forstå det motsatte kjønn bedre?
- Ønsker du å oppnå ditt potensialet?
Mer verdi for penga får du ikke. Og det lille du gir fra deg av penger for å delta går til en god sak Morten brenner for The Anjera Foundation.
Klikk deg innpå denne LINKEN nå og les mer om eventen.
Ok, du vil vite et par navn før du fører den tunge musa di over på linken, ey?
Av alle de internasjonale heltene, er dette mine favoritter:
Paul Janka
Youtube denne mannen og du kommer på eventen og i buksa.
Johnny Soporno
Pornostjerne, sjekkeguru, playboy, “gærning” you name it. Det norske miljøet har lært MYE av denne mannen. Genial.
Michael Lassen
Sinnsykt dreven NLP-guru. Var på et fantastisk seminar med denne mannen en gang.
Neil Natura
Min egen og Mortens mentor og coach. Har du hatt lyst til å dra på Anthony Robbins-seminar før? Dette er det nærmeste du kommer.
Amadeus Hellequin
Helt rå fyr, vel verdt å modellere. Ser ut som en sjørøver, drar damer som en hundevalp.
+ mange flere!
Klikk på LINKEN nå daaaaaa.
Jeg kommer, alle andre kommer, og jeg håper jeg ser deg der også:)
Info og påmelding til seminar med Ross Jeffries i Oslo!!
Heisann!
ENDELIG er det mulig å melde seg på seminaret med Ross Jeffries:)
Jeg skal ikke si så mye her, klikk heller på Linken her for mer info og for å melde seg på.
Det jeg skal si, er at datoen for seminaret er 31/7-1/8 2010 og stedet er Oslo.
Prisen blir 400 dollar, MEN det syke her er at du får lov til å ta med deg en venn…GRATIS. Det vil si at det blir 200 dollar pr person om dere spleiser.
Dagens kurs:
400 USD
Amerikanske Dollar
1 USD = 6,37 NOK=
2546,8 NOK
Norske Kroner
100 NOK = 15,71 USDEn kul ting til…dere får mye gratis stæsj av Ross når dere melder dere på.
Det er begrenset antall plasser folkens.
Info og påmelding her:
http://www.rjseminar.com/rockstarpickup/Da regner jeg med vi ses:) Dette er så billig at det er latterlig. Prisen på helgeseminar med Ross ligger vanligvis på 1000 dollar pr person…
Something special
Hey my brothers from other mothers yo yo yo.
This is just a quick note to the Norwegian guys. I’ve got something special for you guys only.
Check it out: http://www.rockstarpickup.com/?p=903
Become unstoppable
Hey guys.
I just want to post a little update from my life with you.
It’s been some weird weeks.
I have cried many tears lately. Yesterday I was at a funeral. A beautiful one. My beloved uncle died of a heart attack. 44 years old. BOOM – gone. Tragical. He always said “We have all been given a specific number of heart beats, you better make the best of them.”
Damn I loved that guy. The good die young.
That’s a proud me on the left, my uncle in the middle and my father at the right.
I’m glad we had that vacation together. Prime time. Man, we had fun. We build our cabin, went fishing, had a couple of beers and enjoyed ourself big time.
Losing my uncle made me realize a couple of things. Man I should have called him more often, visited him more often. You never know how much time you have on this planet. Or your loved ones. I knew this before this happened, but I didn’t feel it. Now I do.
Make that phone call you’re thinking about. Spend more time with your family. Cause you never know. BOOM and it’s gone. Do the things you wish you could do. Don’t let fear stop you. Live the life to the fullest
I know I will!Rest in peace, uncle Steinar, you will be dearly missed…<3
Over to something totally different. You Norwegian guys probably know that the company of Jakob Løvstad and I, Alfamann, is put on ice, meaning; it’s put down. Like a dog
No, I’m kidding, it went well, but Jakob wanted to practice what he loved the most, and that was NLP, so he took a course with his girl friend and started up a new company with her. As far as I know that is going great. And that’s awesome. You can check it out if you want: http://www.muene.no/Anyway, I miss bootcamps. Yeah I do. So I made some phone calls and now the big plan is to start over, with a very good friend of mine. Nothing is for certain, but for you Norwegian guys who would like to take a bootcamp with me should be glad. My bet is that we will have our very first bootcamp in the end of may, and it will be the best work I have ever done. But as I said, nothing is for certain yet. We are working on it.
Ok. Moving on. Just a quick update about Ross Jeffries coming to Norway. The seminar will be in Oslo 31 july – 1 August. It will be possible to sign up for this any day now. That is cool…
Last thing, this weekend I’m attending a seminar with Michael Lassen in Oslo as a pupil. It’s called “Become unstoppable”. ICON is working close with him and he convinced me to go see him, cause he is so awesome. How can I refuse?
It’s not expencive, so you should check it out too.Learn more about it on the Norwegian version of my blog: http://www.rockstarpickup.com/?p=901
That’s it for now. I’ll probably post a new interview very soon, or a new post on openers. Just keep checking my blog.
And hey! Remember! “We have all been given a specific number of heart beats, you better make the best of them.”
Love, Fredrik
Ross Jeffries has a message to Norway!
Hey guys!
Ross is coming to Norway this summer as you read in THIS interview. He has a little video made up for you. Yeah, for YOU!
Check it out!
A post about when and how much it will cost will come. I can say right away that it will be in the end of Juli.
<3
Funny Friday
Guys, I have something serious I want to share with you…
IT’S A NEW WEEKEEEEEEEEND!!!
Now that’s some serious shit!
I love fridays.
I don’t know if I’m going to post a funny Friday post every friday, but who knows. It’s easy, takes little effort AND it is fun!
Enjoy!
This is hilarious:
A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered
Dear Emily,Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I’m the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.Your Friend (kind of),Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over 20 years. So, I’m sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.Very Sorry,Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,Hi, it’s me again (the guy who f-ed you). Still haven’t heard back from you. Is everything okay between us?Write Back,Michael Ian Black P.S. That’s a rhyme – “Write Back/Michael Ian Black” LOL! Dear Emily,Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I “f-ed you” in my last letter, that easily could be read as “fucked you.” God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT fuck your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial “f” for “fingering.” Total brain fart!Please tell Emily to write me back. Or Emily, if you are the one reading this, sorry about calling you a lesbian in the previous paragraph (unless you actually ARE a lesbian, in which case I am TOTALLY cool with that) Did my fingering you turn you gay? I hope not.Sorry Again,Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,Still no word from you. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot right from the get-go, and I’d like to try to make it up to you.Let me start over, and if you still don’t want to write back, I will definitely understand.(Starting over):Dear Emily, Hi! How are you? This is Michael Ian Black. We went to camp together a long time ago. In fact, we kind of “dated” one summer. Pretty funny, huh? I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I definitely remember you. In fact, I have many fond memories of walking around the lake with you, playing knock hockey with you in the canteen, and also finger popping you.
The truth is, you were the first girl I ever fingered, and I still think about it all the time. Please take that as the compliment that it is intended to be, and not as anything “weird” or “creepy.”
(Believe me, I could easily see how receiving a letter from a 35-year-old man reminiscing about fingering a 13-year-old girl could be construed as inappropriate. It was DEFINITELY not intended that way)
Anyway, if you get a moment, I’d love to hear all about your life. Do you like dogs?
Your Friend,
Dear Emily,It’s starting to become clear to me that you have no intention of writing back. At first I thought it was because you were shy, and didn’t know what to say in your letters, which is why I ended the last one with a question designed to begin a dialogue (”Do you like dogs?”).However, now I’m beginning to think you just don’t want to communicate. Maybe you told your husband that HE was the first guy who ever fingered you, and these letters are a painful reminder of the lie you are living.If that’s the case, I DEFINITELY understand. I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ass. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.I lost touch with that girl a long time ago, but if she were to write to me today, I think I would at least have the courtesy to write her back. I hope you die.
P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse
Hahaha! MAN I LOOOOVE FRIDAYS! JIZZZZZZ!
Have a good weekend! Don’t you do something I would have done! 
A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered
Dear Emily,Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I’m the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.Your Friend (kind of),Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over 20 years. So, I’m sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.Very Sorry,Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,Hi, it’s me again (the guy who f-ed you). Still haven’t heard back from you. Is everything okay between us?Write Back,Michael Ian Black P.S. That’s a rhyme – “Write Back/Michael Ian Black” LOL! Dear Emily,Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I “f-ed you” in my last letter, that easily could be read as “fucked you.” God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT fuck your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial “f” for “fingering.” Total brain fart!Please tell Emily to write me back. Or Emily, if you are the one reading this, sorry about calling you a lesbian in the previous paragraph (unless you actually ARE a lesbian, in which case I am TOTALLY cool with that) Did my fingering you turn you gay? I hope not.Sorry Again,Michael Ian Black Dear Emily,Still no word from you. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot right from the get-go, and I’d like to try to make it up to you.Let me start over, and if you still don’t want to write back, I will definitely understand.(Starting over):Dear Emily, Hi! How are you? This is Michael Ian Black. We went to camp together a long time ago. In fact, we kind of “dated” one summer. Pretty funny, huh? I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I definitely remember you. In fact, I have many fond memories of walking around the lake with you, playing knock hockey with you in the canteen, and also finger popping you.
The truth is, you were the first girl I ever fingered, and I still think about it all the time. Please take that as the compliment that it is intended to be, and not as anything “weird” or “creepy.”
(Believe me, I could easily see how receiving a letter from a 35-year-old man reminiscing about fingering a 13-year-old girl could be construed as inappropriate. It was DEFINITELY not intended that way)
Anyway, if you get a moment, I’d love to hear all about your life. Do you like dogs?
Your Friend,
Dear Emily,It’s starting to become clear to me that you have no intention of writing back. At first I thought it was because you were shy, and didn’t know what to say in your letters, which is why I ended the last one with a question designed to begin a dialogue (”Do you like dogs?”).However, now I’m beginning to think you just don’t want to communicate. Maybe you told your husband that HE was the first guy who ever fingered you, and these letters are a painful reminder of the lie you are living.If that’s the case, I DEFINITELY understand. I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ass. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.I lost touch with that girl a long time ago, but if she were to write to me today, I think I would at least have the courtesy to write her back. I hope you die.
P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse
Quick update
Hey guys!
I promised you some pictures in the last post.
I’m a man of my words so here you go:
Now that’s a cranky mofo. I guess I would have been too if I were caged in like this.
I really love animals. When I was a kid I was obsessed with animals. I had animal toys, read animal books, drew animals and had posters of animals. I even caught wild animals and had them as my pets. Mice, rats, snakes, frogs, a pigeon, fish, I even caught a bat and kept it for some days, feeding it with ants. Haha. That poor thing died. Terrible. I also joined the penny club, just to get a free poster with horses on it.
Haha, it was just something innocent about animals that drew me in I guess. Fascinating.
As I got older it was humans and psychology. Then women and pickup. Always something isn’t it.
Anyway, take a look at this cute little thing. If he could talk I guess he would say: WTF is that shit??!:
Kristine, or Eve as she is popularly called(from now on), right after she stole an apple from me:
Somebody had too much to drink last night…:
Haha, I had to take his picture. PS! Don’t tell anyone
Something fell down in my hands:
YES, that thing is real and yes I’m proud!
Kristine strikes a pose with some less beautiful beings:
Ok, that was it. Check out the blog in some hours, I will post a valuable article about how you can implement the mindset ” I don’t give a damn about what others think of me” and how to really start liking yourself which is very important to attract others into your life.
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Read this if your’e going out tonight!!
Hey guys!
I just want to wish you all a crazy saturday night!
Tonight is the night people!
Can you remember a night when it all just seemed to work? Everybody responded positively towards you, the girls liked you and maybe you got one of them with you home. You were in the ZONE!
What was that night all about?
Let me tell you hornball!
You had FUN!
And you know what? Girls just want to have fun. In some cases they’ll even trade cock for fun. Girls can’t keep away from fun. They just can’t. And why should them?
Imagine your self in a cool conversation with two girls, they really like you and they are obviously attracted to you. Then a really cool song comes on and both of them look at each other like this is the worlds best song. And boom, they’re off dancing. The song was just too much fun for them to stay away from.
Girls are emotional beings. In most cases much more then us men. Girls follow emotions over logic any day. While you would think “When are we gonna get it on?!” the girl would think “When it feels right and not a minute earlier…”
Have you heard the saying “Change her emotions, not her mind”?
There is a reason for that.
SO! Lead her emotions! People feel what you feel. So make sure you have a good time and people you interact with will too.
A great way to do this is through fun.
I will give you a post about how to be playful soon. It’s not that hard AND it is really really fun.
Anyway, I’m going out the door now to have fun with my woman. We’re going to this reptile park in Oslo where they now also got monkeys…WTF…why mix monkeys and reptiles? I don’t know but I guess the people running the park has a good sence of humor, so we’re off.
I’ll post some pictures from it when we get home again. Or should I say IF we get home. I just recently saw the movie “Snakes on a plane” (NOT a new favorite of mine), and that was just snakes, no monkeys, and we all saw how that went down.Remember people!
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!
Make fun happen. Ask yourself: “How could I make this fun right now?”
Good luck! I think it’s your night tonight.
That Cyndi Lauper may make your ears hurt but she is singing the truth!
Yours
Fredrik/ROCKSTAR
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