• Opinion openers (Openers part 4/7)

    April 15, 2010

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    Hey hey hey!

    In this circus of openers comes two openers I have used. I must say that I’m no longer a big fan of openers where you ask about women’s opinions on things. The reason for this is that it is not very natural for me. I just don’t care much about what women think about things, like for example who is lying most of women or men. Therefore, this is not natural for me and I’m not me when I ask such questions. So I made me an opener that would entertain me a bit. An opener that is slightly more playful and fits my personality better. When I made this I wanted an opener that was fun and informal at the same time, one that shows that you are a guy who is out on town to have fun and get to know new people.

    The opener is field-tested all over the place and can be used in most situations.

    There are several versions of this, but the point is to get a little discussion that creates many smiles and lots of imagination.

    Introducing the first opener …

    Behold … here comes …

    The Disney opener!

    - Hey guys! Did you read Donald Duck when you were young? Nice! I have a quick question for you(Time constraint). The answer to that question can change my life, so important that you are serious about this(intriguing) …
    HB: Yeah, shoot!

    - Which one is most handsome; Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse(or the prettiest of Dolly and Minnie)?

    HB: Haha, Donald.

    - Why?

    HB: blah blah

    - Thanks, the reason I ask is that we had a discussion about this on a party and the guys managed to find out who is most sexy of Dolly and Minnie, but we could not quite agree on Donald and Mickey. We found out we wanted to have sex with one of the girls and get married with the other (To make her curious. She will most likely ask who the guys agreed upon, which allows you to embroider with a little humor), so if you had to have sex with either Mickey or Donald and marry the other, who would you fuck and who would you marry?

    This is the opener. I have included some fun and facts about the Disney characters  that underpins the choices we often end up with.

    When the girls are wondering what the guys ended up with, you can talk about this:


    Dolly: The girl is hot. She has a bouncing ass / tail. She is a typical pink girl (take a look at her ribbon), very sexual, she don’t even wear underwear. THAT in addition to the fact that she is dominant, cunning and cynical with the guys. Just look at how she treats Donald and Gladstone Gander. She plays with them. She is a player. Therefore, we would fuck her, but we’d never married her. Hot, but a slutty bitch.

    Minnie: This girl is wife material. She is very sweet, loyal, she is tough and quite romantic. In the same way that the ladies might want to choose Mickey for a husband because they can drag him along in the ears if he doesn’t behave, we choose Minnie for the same reason * simulate that you do Minnie from behind while holding her ears *. The problem with Minnie is that you must deal with her exhausting girlfriend for the rest of your life; Clarabelle Cow.

    Donald: The man is the world’s biggest clod, but he’s also kind of a bad boy.

    Mickey: Analytical and smart, catching bad guys, but he becomes boring as soon as he’s with Minnie.

    This opener is playful. The mood is festive and high energy flows through the points. The opener can be discussed for a long time if desired. You have shown how cool humor you have, and you get to multithread about sex and relationships between men and women.

    And EVERYBODY like Donald & CO, at least the woman of your dreams ;)

    The second opener is an opener I’ve been using on day game. It’s a kind of opener I mentioned in the introduction that I do NOT like to use, but still, it’s a very good opener, because it make the girls invest a lot. The con about it, is that it is a lie from beginning to end, but again, it’s only an opener. We don’t open to speak to the girl, but so the girl will have an opportunity to talk with you and get to know you. :)

    With no further ado …

    The Gift opener

    - Hey! Quick question. I want to buy a gift for a friend of mine, and I have no idea what to buy. I need help. What can a guy get for a girlfriend? What would you have wanted from a male friend?

    She will often come with tips that are a little romantic. Like jewelry and other typical girlfriend gifts. Here I’ll continue to lie to get her to invest more and to show her that other women find me attractive.

    - Jewellery? Ok, I can’t buy it … it’s a little cruel, you see, a month ago, my girlfriend got drunk and told me she was interested in me … and I just want her as a friend. I don’t want to give her false hope … I can’t have her misinterpret that I like her as anything other than a friend.

    Again, it’s just a lie, but it works well because you show that you’re a guy who has friends, which provides social value, you care about your friends, which shows that you are caring, your girlfriend is in love with you , which shows that you are a preselected man. That is a man that other women want. And the girls want what the other girls want, so that’s always an advantage. You have probably noticed that boys with women are more attractive than single guys.

    In the next post I’ll give you my favorite opener. I ‘m not kidding, it’s THE WORLDS BEST OPENER! :)

    The opener comes right into your lap in a short amount of time if you keep yourself posted.

    There are some who believe that “Hello” is the world’s best opener. I really disagree. A good opener is an opener that makes it easy for you to start a conversation with the girl. The world’s best opener will do this plus it creates instant attraction.

    How about that?! :D

    Dolly: Dama er jævla fin. Hun har DEN sprettrumpa/stjerten. Hun er typisk rosa jente(se sløyfa hennes), kjempeseksuell, pluss at hun går uten truse. DET i tillegg til at hun er dominerende, utspekulert og kynisk, slik hun holder på med Donald og Anton. Hun leker med dem. Hun er en player. Derfor ville vi gutta hatt sex med henne, men vi ville aldri giftet oss med henne. Hot, men tøs.

    Minni: Denne jenta er konemateriale til tusen. Hun er kjempesøt, lojal, hun har bein i nesa og er relativt romantisk. På samme måten som damene kanskje vil velge Mikke til mann fordi de kan dra han litt i ørene, velger vi Minni av nesten samme årsak *simuler at du tar Minni bakfra mens du holder henne i ørene*. Problemet med Minni er jo at du må hanskes med den slitsomme venninna hennes resten av livet; Klara Ku.

    Donald: Mannen er verdens største kløne, men samtidig veeeldig bad boy.

    Mikke: Analytisk og smart, fanger skurker, men verdens største fløtepus og blir umiddelbart kjedelig sammen med Minni.

    Denne åpneren er playful. Stemningen blir festlig og high energy strømmer igjennom meningene. Åpneren kan diskuteres veldig lenge dersom det er ønskelig. Du får vist hvor kul humoren din er og du får multithreadet om sex og forhold mellom kvinner og menn.

    Og ALLE liker Donald & CO, iallefall drømmedama di ;)

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    • Bankbank said...

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      I’ve always (and still) think tools are exactly what they are: tools. But some tools are better than others, and these are definitely one of them!:)

      By the way Fredrik, I’d love a comment on this one (which I have made my self). It requires a bit of self confidence, it’s great training for withstanding social pressure, I am still trying it out with different tweeks and twaks, but I think it’s got a lot of potential (btw, slapping/shoving girls in the face while doing this, IS NOT recomended!).

      Technically it’s pretty easy, and it goes down something like this:
      Me: I want to try something with you
      Her: Ok?
      Me: For about 30 seconds, we’re just going to stare into eachothers eyes. And you have to remember, it’s a co-operation between you and me, it’s not a staring contest.
      Her: Ok… (often a bit nervous/excited around this part)
      Me: We are allowed to do whatever we want, we can smile, be angry, be curious, etc. But we’re not allowed to look away or talk. And don’t worry about which eye you’re looking into, just concentrate on one (the reason for saying this, is that it is pretty impossible to look into both eyes)

      And of we go… Any comments, ideas on follow-ups, or something like that?

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