Read this if your’e going out tonight!!

March 13, 2010 // No Comments »

Hey guys!

I just want to wish you all a crazy saturday night!

Tonight is the night people!

Can you remember a night when it all just seemed to work? Everybody responded positively towards you, the girls liked you and maybe you got one of them with you home. You were in the ZONE!

What was that night all about?

Let me tell you hornball!

You had FUN!

And you know what? Girls just want to have fun. In some cases they’ll even trade cock for fun. Girls can’t keep away from fun. They just can’t. And why should them?

Imagine your self in a cool conversation with two girls, they really like you and they are obviously attracted to you. Then a really cool song comes on and both of them look at each other like this is the worlds best song. And boom, they’re off dancing. The song was just too much fun for them to stay away from.

Girls are emotional beings. In most cases much more then us men. Girls follow emotions over logic any day. While you would think “When are we gonna get it on?!” the girl would think “When it feels right and not a minute earlier…”

Have you heard the saying “Change her emotions, not her mind”?

There is a reason for that.

SO! Lead her emotions! People feel what you feel. So make sure you have a good time and people you interact with will too.

A great way to do this is through fun.

I will give you a post about how to be playful soon. It’s not that hard AND it is really really fun.

Anyway, I’m going out the door now to have fun with my woman. We’re going to this reptile park in Oslo where they now also got monkeys…WTF…why mix monkeys and reptiles? I don’t know but I guess the people running the park has a good sence of humor, so we’re off. I’ll post some pictures from it when we get home again. Or should I say IF we get home. I just recently saw the movie “Snakes on a plane” (NOT a new favorite of mine), and that was just snakes, no monkeys, and we all saw how that went down.

Remember people!

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!

Make fun happen. Ask yourself: “How could I make this fun right now?”

Good luck! I think it’s your night tonight.

That Cyndi Lauper may make your ears hurt but she is singing the truth!

Yours

Fredrik/ROCKSTAR

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Fun fun fun fun fun

July 10, 2009 // 5 Comments »

Hei!

Ikke lenge før det dukker opp et nytt intervju her igjen, men først tenkte jeg å underholde dere litt ved hjelp av andres kreative sinn. En liten humorpost. Har hatt en tidligere og her får dere en til.

Først må jeg dele noe kult med dere. Dere skjønner, jeg kan se hva dere som finner bloggen min gjennom google søker etter…Mohahahah…og det er veldig morsomt hvordan enkelte av dere finner veien til bloggen min.

Her kommer noen av favoritt-søkene som endte opp på min blogg:

Hvordan få pult hu i ræva

Analsex er banalsex. Mange liker det, jeg er litt careface når det kommer til analsex så jeg har aldri fokusert på det. Triks er å hype det opp så dama blir åpen (også i rumpa) for det. Start med glidemiddel og lillefingeren.

Jenter uten truser

Jeg er enig. Jenter uten truser er verdt å søke etter.

Liten pickup

Vet du søkte etter en bil, men du fant noe mye mye kulere;)

moro+saker+falske pupper

Jada, silikonpupper er moro!

Jenter som fjerter

Alle jenter fjerter, mann!

falsk ørnenese

Jeg har en ekte.

jeg liker å se dama knulle andre

Sært det der altså, men mange som tenner på det.

dusje venninna blogg

Jane?

naken nabo blond knulle

Me Tarzan.

når er det lov å prompe foran kjæresten

Akkurat NÅ! Så fort som mulig.

er damer som har lang smal nese kortere enn andre damer?

Ekstremt mye kortere. Damer med lang smal nese er mellom 1.54 og 1.63 m høye.

Ok, veiene til min blogg er mange. I følge søkene er denne bloggen en liten griseblogg. Det får vi bare være stolte av

Kos dere med resten folkens. Følg med fremover på bloggen. Oppdateres ofte! A løøøt of løvliness from me to you! <3

A Series of Letters to the First Girl I Ever Fingered

Dear Emily,Hi! How are you? I hope this letter finds you well. I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I’m the guy who fingered you at sleepaway camp.Anyway, I was just thinking about that, so I thought I would write and see how everything turned out with you.Your Friend (kind of),

Michael Ian Black

Dear Emily,After not getting a response, I have become very worried that my last letter somehow offended you. Confused, I reread what I wrote several times, and finally came to the conclusion that, if you were offended, it was probably the part about fingering you that did it.If so, I am very sorry. Not about fingering you (which was great), but about referring to it so candidly after not communicating with you in over 20 years. So, I’m sorry. In the future, if I refer to fingering you at all, I will try to be a little more discreet.Very Sorry,

Michael Ian Black

Dear Emily,Hi, it’s me again (the guy who f-ed you). Still haven’t heard back from you. Is everything okay between us?Write Back,Michael Ian Black

P.S. That’s a rhyme – “Write Back/Michael Ian Black” LOL!

Dear Emily,Oh my God! I just realized that when I said I “f-ed you” in my last letter, that easily could be read as “fucked you.” God forbid your husband or lover (lesbian?) should read that! If that person IS reading THIS letter, I did NOT fuck your wife/lover. I just fingered her. I was just trying to be discreet about referencing it, which is why I used the initial “f” for “fingering.” Total brain fart!Please tell Emily to write me back. Or Emily, if you are the one reading this, sorry about calling you a lesbian in the previous paragraph (unless you actually ARE a lesbian, in which case I am TOTALLY cool with that) Did my fingering you turn you gay? I hope not.Sorry Again,

Michael Ian Black

Dear Emily,Still no word from you. I feel like maybe we got off on the wrong foot right from the get-go, and I’d like to try to make it up to you.Let me start over, and if you still don’t want to write back, I will definitely understand.(Starting over):

Dear Emily,

Hi! How are you? This is Michael Ian Black. We went to camp together a long time ago. In fact, we kind of “dated” one summer. Pretty funny, huh? I don’t know if you remember me or not, but I definitely remember you. In fact, I have many fond memories of walking around the lake with you, playing knock hockey with you in the canteen, and also finger popping you.

The truth is, you were the first girl I ever fingered, and I still think about it all the time. Please take that as the compliment that it is intended to be, and not as anything “weird” or “creepy.”

(Believe me, I could easily see how receiving a letter from a 35-year-old man reminiscing about fingering a 13-year-old girl could be construed as inappropriate. It was DEFINITELY not intended that way)

Anyway, if you get a moment, I’d love to hear all about your life. Do you like dogs?

Your Friend,

Michael Ian Black

Dear Emily,It’s starting to become clear to me that you have no intention of writing back. At first I thought it was because you were shy, and didn’t know what to say in your letters, which is why I ended the last one with a question designed to begin a dialogue (“Do you like dogs?”).However, now I’m beginning to think you just don’t want to communicate. Maybe you told your husband that HE was the first guy who ever fingered you, and these letters are a painful reminder of the lie you are living.If that’s the case, I DEFINITELY understand. I was once in similar position with a girl who wanted to put something (a small jar of martini olives) up my ass. Of course, I told her she was the first. But believe me when I tell you, she was FAR from the first.

I lost touch with that girl a long time ago, but if she were to write to me today, I think I would at least have the courtesy to write her back.

I hope you die.

Michael Ian Black

P.S. If you do die, I’m going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse