ROCKSTAR-pickup

Weekly pickup line

Don’t you just love cheesy pickup lines?

Me too! Don’t ask girls that question. They will say no, even though they would love a cheesy pickup line from a cool guy.

You are probably wondering; does pickup lines really work?

It doesn’t. Haha!

Especially if you think they do. BUT! If you deliver a pick up line because it’s fun and NOT because you think the girl will fall for it, the girl will probably think it’s funny too. It’s all in the delivery. And what happens when you get a girl to laugh? She will listen to what you have to say next. Girls like guys who can make them laugh.

Anyway. You will get a lot of cheesy pickup lines here as the weeks pass by. Some are really good, some are just funny, others are plain sexy!

Enjoy!

PS! I haven’t been able to update them recently, and I appologize for that. Update will come sooner or later.

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Week 18: (Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”

Week 17: I don’t care what the other guys write about you in the bathroom, I still like you!

Week 16: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Week 15: Nice legs… What time do they open? – Austin Power

Week 14: Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Week 13: Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Week 12: I’m wondering what you’re doing to keep all the guys away from you, cause it’s not working on me. – Ross Jeffries

Week 11: I’d marry your cat just to get in the family!

Week 10: Stop flirting with me, I’m shy!

Week 9: Hey! Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Week 8: *wave her over with your index finger* I knew it! I knew I could make you cum with my finger!

Week 7: Ouch, that hurts!!! I just fell for you…

Week 6: You are the cutest girl I have seen here…the last two minutes.

Week 5: Do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’), ok then, can we just practice?

Week 4: I’m a cowboy! Want to ride me into the sunset?

Week 3: We should go home to me, having a nice dinner and share a bottle of wine and a condom.

Week 2: PING! Here I am! What’s your other two wishes?

Week 1: Did you fart… because you blew me away!